Now time for the jokes
There was a bannana and an onion and they were arguing.The bannnana said to the onion "What kind of a vegetable are you,when someone touches you they cry" then the onion said "But what kind of a fruit are you,everyone pulls your trousers down !" ha hee
There was a boy in bed who was very thirsty and said "Dad i want water !" but his Dad was watching telly and said "no!" a minute later he said the same thing but his dad said "no! you're annoying the neighbores!" But the boy said the same thing and his dad said " If you say that one more time I'll smack you!" The boy said "Dad! when you come to smack me can you bring water!" ha hee
Once we were coming home from The Galleria (a shopping center),while we were in it the car broke down and we called AA (a company that saves cars) and a man in his own car got out and said "Are you Turkish?" WE said "no" and he went away in his car" My mum said "Who was that?" I said"Maybe the Turkish AA!" ha hee
